Colin

I want to marry Colin when I grow up, and I have been having a series of conversations with Daddy and Mummy about my future marriage plans:

Conversation 1
Me: Daddy, why does Ber Ber (Daddy's brother) call me Princess?
Daddy: Because you are our princess lor.
Me: Princess must marry prince? But Colin is not a prince, I cannot marry him?
Daddy: I am a King and I can make Colin a prince so that you can marry him
Me: Ok!

Conversation 2
Daddy: Zoe you so big already, can Mummy and I eat you?
Me: Noooo! I want to grow bigger.... so that I can marry Colin!

Conversation 3
Mummy: Zoe can you don't suck your thumb anymore? Later your finger not pretty how?
Me: *Bursts into tears* I want to be pretty so that I can marry Colin!